i present to you my epic alpha kid group shot 500 hours in mspaint
everyone has a crush on Jake
Jake has a crush on a fictional character
..what if this is the actuality of tumblr users
AT FIRST GLANCE NOTHING LOOKED DIFFERENT
oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.
put anything in the goddamned WORLD on a red-sleeved raglan and it is going to end up on Dave strider in fanart.
are you so sure
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
this is still my favourite thing EVER
CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. TEARS OF JOY HAVE FORMED.
Bad news. A major vulnerability, known as “Heartbleed,” has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr.
We have no evidence of any breach and, like…
how about getting stabbed
good luck calling for medical attention with a dead phone
Re-blogging purely for that comeback ^
We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god
LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS
LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES