theme

sixofclovers:

hahah a


shelbycragg:

i present to you my epic alpha kid group shot 500 hours in mspaint

everyone has a crush on JakeJake has a crush on a fictional character

..what if this is the actuality of tumblr users

shelbycragg:

i present to you my epic alpha kid group shot 500 hours in mspaint

everyone has a crush on Jake
Jake has a crush on a fictional character

..what if this is the actuality of tumblr users


petra-you-little-shit:

AT FIRST GLANCE NOTHING LOOKED DIFFERENT

petra-you-little-shit:

AT FIRST GLANCE NOTHING LOOKED DIFFERENT




lizawithazed:

zamii070:

hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.



put anything in the goddamned WORLD on a red-sleeved raglan and it is going to end up on Dave strider in fanart.
ANYTHING.

are you so sure

lizawithazed:

zamii070:

hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.

put anything in the goddamned WORLD on a red-sleeved raglan and it is going to end up on Dave strider in fanart.

ANYTHING.



are you so sure


suupersnek:

superpringle:

Quick Pringle, catch the stick!

OMG THE TONGUE OMGOMG


casentine:

More doodling~~

casentine:

More doodling~~


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D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes 

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead


bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

bearzerky:

tishue:

birb

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


1 week ago  -  via - source    # BIRD # animals # blue jay
talentedspoon:

magnetsaremiracles:

this is still my favourite thing EVER

CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. TEARS OF JOY HAVE FORMED.

talentedspoon:

magnetsaremiracles:

this is still my favourite thing EVER

CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. TEARS OF JOY HAVE FORMED.


" The Player: We’re more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can’t give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They’re all blood, you see.

Guildenstern: Is that what people want?

The Player: It’s what we do."

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Urgent security update 

heatherbat:

daveio:

herdivineshadow:

staff:

Bad news. A major vulnerability, known as “Heartbleed,” has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr.

We have no evidence of any breach and, like…


missdawntwilight:

c-parks:

momcrotch:

how about getting stabbed

good luck calling for medical attention with a dead phone

Re-blogging purely for that comeback ^

missdawntwilight:

c-parks:

momcrotch:

how about getting stabbed

good luck calling for medical attention with a dead phone

Re-blogging purely for that comeback ^



wessasaurus-rex:

ohboyafangirl:

We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god

LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS

LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES

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